Various Conundrums

1. A man lives on 10th floor of high-rise apartment complex.
   In the morning descends to 1st floor via elevator and goes to work.
   In the evening he ascends to 4th floor via elevator and walks up stairway
   to the 10th floor. Why ??
   (Occasionally he will ride elevator all the way to the 10th floor)

2. A man is on his way home where awaits a man with a mask.
   He is afraid of the man with the mask. Why ??

3. A man walks into a restaurant and asks for a glass of water
   From behind the counter the waitress pulls out a loaded revolver and points it at him.
   He thanks her and walks out. Why ??

4. Four men are in a room with 53 bicycles. one of the men is dead. Explain !

5. A man is laying dead in a field with a package beside him. Explain !!

6. A man walks into a restaurant and orders raw seagull.
   Upon taking a bite, he runs out of the restaurant stark raving mad. Why ?

7. The music stopped and she died. Explain !!

8. Two bodies are in a room, laying dead in a pool of water. Explain !!

9. A dead man is in a room hanging from a chandelier with a pool of water on the floor. Explain !!

10. Several people are dead in a cabin on a hillside. Explain !!

11. The music stopped and he knew she died. Explain !!

12. A man driving to work turns on his car radio.
    Immediately he turns around, goes home and kills his wife. Why ??

13. What's the one about the man who buys a plane ticket to Paris? one way ? Eiffel Tower ?

14. A boss catches night watchman sleeping and threatens to fire him if he catches him one more time.
    The boss walks in next night and catches him sleeping.
    The night watchman says one word and the boss doesn't fire him.

15. A man in a room - dead - all windows shut & all doors closed.
    There is nothing in the room save two pieces of yellow wood.

16. A night watchman tells boss that he drempt last night that he (the boss) will be in a plane crash.
    The boss flies to New York and immediately calls back and fires the night watchman. Why ?